Decades pass, and glass may fall, but who sits stalwart through it all?  Basking 'neath the dappled sun, there is no doubt that he's the one!  Bob's green friends?  Yes, there's a few...but the greatest one is you, Mr. Wiskfern! 

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Mr. Wiskfern, you are so cute

Some people say you look fairly hirsute

You propagate yourself without taking root

You are the greatest of all Bob's big green friends

Oh Mr. Wiskfern, won't you lend me a shoot

Cause for your offspring, I'm in hot pursuit

You can't be purchased, my longing seems moot

I love you wiskfern, you are so cute cute cute cute cute!